chef pee pee's in the kitchen i'm the king of cooking things got macaroni pizza cookies and some ice cream and when it comes to cooking i'm like zeus or hercules 'cause bowser's really angry and he might just murder me toad wants to help but he gets all on my nerves he's always touching things i'm like get out of here you turd i can make turtle soup or cook an angry bird chef pee pee is the best everybody spread the word i got goombas in the oven penguins in the pot i can make a meal out of anything you got i can turn a rock into a pie or a soufflé and i can turn some cat litter into a nice cheesecake chef pee pee is the best chef pee pee is the best chef pee pee is the best i'm better than the rest chef pee pee is the best chef pee pee is the best chef pee pee is the best tell me who just made this mess
